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Your houseplants have thoughts. Unfortunately, none of them are particularly flattering.


House Plants and Their Fcked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate You* by Carlye Christoff and Elisabeth Saake is a delightfully irreverent little book that gives your favorite leafy companions the brutally honest, wildly inappropriate inner monologues you never knew they had.


Equal parts botanical humor and unapologetic sarcasm, this charmingly unhinged collection is perfect for plant lovers, lovers of dark humor, and anyone who appreciates a little profanity with their greenery.


Presented in a petite hardcover format, it's perfectly sized for gifting, tucking into a care package, or displaying on a coffee table where unsuspecting guests can discover its wonderfully questionable charm.


Details:

  • Authors: Carlye Christoff & Elisabeth Saake

  • Format: Mini Hardcover

  • Category: Humor, Gift Books & Botanical Curiosities

  • Perfect For: Plant enthusiasts, sarcastic friends, and anyone whose houseplants have probably been judging them all along


Small in stature. Absolutely enormous in attitude.

House Plants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts: P.S. They Hate You by Carlye Christof

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